Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007

Posted in Rubbish on June 7, 2009 by T CY

Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007
Karangan budak darjah 4


Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.


Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.


Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.


Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.


Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.


Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.


Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati

Juz see

Posted in 1 on May 28, 2009 by T CY

最近由于懒惰+生病,所以我直接放些东西上来,没打字,没讲解……

*~薇薇の秘密蓝缘雨~*看来的,觉得不错,所以也放了上来

大嘴巴-永远在身边

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Taylor Swift – Love Story

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Streamyx o0o=.=o0o

Posted in sssSSSuuuuUUUUcccCCCCCCkkkKKKKKsssSSSSSSSSS on February 25, 2009 by T CY

这贴只是为了发泄发泄,不喜勿看。。。









在网上找到的一个图片…






Streamyx, 最糟糕的ISP (Internet Service Provider) o0o=.=o0o


用不到一年,complain四次了,成何体统!!!


Customer Service 好,technician 行动快,但是效率=0


本来,以我的speed,下载速度差不多200KB/s,但是现在50KB/s 左右,害我的收藏品又少了一个(来不及下载,被封了)o0o=.=


最糟糕的是,


又要延长维修期!!!

Sucks!!!!!!

一个39GB,一个64GB,怎么来得及下载!!!!!难得看到宝,却看着他从我手上溜走@¥$%&!


现在下载着39GB的,还要我浪费钱去cosplay下载,避免过期

*如果过期的话,我肯定complain多一次,还是到处complain的那一种,因为我已经下载了24GB!!!!!



以下是最近两次他们回复我的complain的内容





第一次



Dear Mr. Tan,



Thank you for contacting TM. Firstly, we would like to apologise for the late reply.



Referring to your e-mail dated 6th February 2009 on slow connection issue, kindly be advised to proceed with some basic troubleshootings, in order for us to streamline the issue that you are currently facing.



1) Bypass splitter/micro filter/fax machine/lightning protector.



2) Stand alone connection, from wall socket to modem (No parallel line).



3) Flush DNS (Domain Name Server)



a) For Windows 98/ME:


- Click on “Start” button, go to “run”.


- Type “winipcfg” and then click “OK”.


- Select your network card name from the adapter drop-down menu.


- Click on “Release” button.


- The IP address should display 0.0.0.0. Then click “Renew All”.


- Click “OK” to close the window.



b) For Windows XP/2000:


- Click on “Start” button, go to “run”.


- Type “command”, click “OK”.


- Type in “ipconfig /flushdns”, then press “Enter”.


- Make sure the result is “Successfully flushed the DNS Resolver cache”.


- Type “exit” and press “Enter” to close the window screen.



c) For Windows Vista:


- Click the Microsoft Vista Start logo in the bottom left corner of the screen.


- Click “All Programs”.


- Click “Accessories”.


- Right-click on “Command Prompt”.


- Select “Run As Administrator”.


- In the command window, type in “ipconfig /flushdns”, then press “Enter”.


- You should see the result “Successfully flushed the DNS Resolver Cache”.



d) For Mac OSX:


- Double click on “Macintosh HD”


- Click On “Applications”, followed by “Utilities”. Locate “Terminal.app”,double click it.


- A new “Terminal” will open.


- To IP Config: Type in “ifconfig” at the command prompt.


- To Flush dns: Type in “lookupd -flushcache” at the command prompt.



4) Switch off the modem, unplug/ re-plug all cables, wait for 5 to 10 minutes before switching on the modem.



5) Create new dialer and configure DNS (Domain Name Server).


- (Preferred DNS Server: 202.188.0.133 /Alternate DNS Server: 202.188.1.5)



6) Clear Temporary Files, Delete Cookies and Delete Files under Internet Options.



7) Clear SSL Certificates (Internet Option).


- Click on “Tools”.- Select “Internet Options”.


- Click on “Content” tab.- Click on “Clear SSL State”.



8) Restore default browser settings.


- Click on “Tools”.


- Select “Internet Options”.


- Select “Advanced”.


- Click on “Restore Defaults”.



9) Temporarily disable firewall settings.



10) Perform Windows scan.



11) Temporarily disable antivirus software.



12) Disable P2P application.



13) Reboot computer and the modem.



14) Do a bandwidth test from our website as follows:


(http://202.188.95.52:8080/speedometer/)



However, if the result is below 90% of the required speed, please reply us by attaching the result in kbits.



Alternatively, you can contact our Technical Department at 100 and select “Internet Services” if you need further assistance on the troubleshooting above and if the problem still persists, please provide us the following details for further action.



1) Username: -


2) Contact Person: Tan Choon Yong


3) Contact Number- Home/Office: – Mobile phone:


4) Operating System:


5) Modem Brand:


6) Service Number: -


7) Streamyx Package:


8) 1 Bandwidth Test Result:


9) When the problem occurred:


10) When is the best time to call you:



For further assistance or feedback, kindly e-mail us at help@tm.com.my. Alternatively, you can also contact TM at 100 and select “Internet Services”.



We would like to thank you for your feedback and we look forward to serving you better.



Regards,



Ahmad Farid


Customer Care Support, Internet Services,


Customer Service Management,


TM Retail.



www.tm.com.my

(ICOMS#8959003-556940)

—–Original Message—–

From: robert.tan.cy@hotmail.com

Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 2:02 AM

To: help@tm.com.my

Subject: COMPLAINT :Internet

This is the details of the complaint:

Date: 2/6/2009

Subject: Internet

Name: Tan Choon Yong

Address: -

Account Number: -

Email: robert.tan.cy@hotmail.com

Contact Number: TM

Telephone Number: -

Comments: The internet line is getting slower and slower around start from last week . I’d restarting the line and tried to reconnect the line with different IP but the same thing happen and the wire into my house already changed. Now even surfing net will need me waiting for a longer time compare to last time.






第二次



Dear Mr. Tan,



Thank you for contacting TM. Firstly, we would like to apologise for the late response.



Referring to your e-mail dated 23th February 2009 on your Streamyx connection issue, the inconvenience you have experienced is regretted. However, as per your telephone converstion with our technical personnel on 25th February 2009 (Time: 3.13 PM), we wish to confirm that the matter has been addressed. Thus, should the problem still persist after the outage has resolve, kindly be advised to proceed with some basic troubleshootings as below, in order for us to streamline the issue that you are currently facing.



1) Bypass splitter/micro filter/fax machine/lightning protector.



2) Stand alone connection, from wall socket to modem (No parallel line).



3) Flush DNS (Domain Name Server)



a) For Windows 98/ME:


- Click on “Start” button, go to “run”.


- Type “winipcfg” and then click “OK”.


- Select your network card name from the adapter drop-down menu.


- Click on “Release” button.


- The IP address should display 0.0.0.0. Then click “Renew All”.


- Click “OK” to close the window.



b) For Windows XP/2000:


- Click on “Start” button, go to “run”.


- Type “command”, click “OK”.


- Type in “ipconfig /flushdns”, then press “Enter”.


- Make sure the result is “Successfully flushed the DNS Resolver cache”.


- Type “exit” and press “Enter” to close the window screen.



c) For Windows Vista:


- Click the Microsoft Vista Start logo in the bottom left corner of the screen.


- Click “All Programs”.


- Click “Accessories”.


- Right-click on “Command Prompt”.


- Select “Run As Administrator”.


- In the command window, type in “ipconfig /flushdns”, then press “Enter”.


- You should see the result “Successfully flushed the DNS Resolver Cache”.



d) For Mac OSX:


- Double click on “Macintosh HD”


- Click On “Applications”, followed by “Utilities”. Locate “Terminal.app”,double click it.


- A new “Terminal” will open.


- To IP Config: Type in “ifconfig” at the command prompt.


- To Flush dns: Type in “lookupd -flushcache” at the command prompt.



4) Switch off the modem, unplug/ re-plug all cables, wait for 5 to 10 minutes before switching on the modem.



5) Create new dialer and configure DNS (Domain Name Server).


- (Preferred DNS Server: 202.188.0.133 /Alternate DNS Server: 202.188.1.5)



6) Clear Temporary Files, Delete Cookies and Delete Files under Internet Options.



7) Clear SSL Certificates (Internet Option).


- Click on “Tools”.- Select “Internet Options”.


- Click on “Content” tab.- Click on “Clear SSL State”.



8) Restore default browser settings.


- Click on “Tools”.


- Select “Internet Options”.


- Select “Advanced”.


- Click on “Restore Defaults”.



9) Temporarily disable firewall settings.



10) Perform Windows scan.



11) Temporarily disable antivirus software.



12) Disable P2P application.



13) Reboot computer and the modem.



14) Do a bandwidth test from our website as follows:


(http://202.188.95.52:8080/speedometer/)



However, if the result is below 90% of the required speed, please reply us by attaching the result in kbits.



Alternatively, you can contact our Technical Department at 100 and select “Internet Services” if you need further assistance on the troubleshooting above and if the problem still persists, please provide us the following details for further action.



1) Username: -


2) Contact Person: Tan Choon Yong


3) Contact Number- Home/Office: – Mobile phone:


4) Operating System:


5) Modem Brand:


6) Service Number: -


7) Streamyx Package:


8) 1 Bandwidth Test Result:


9) When the problem occurred:


10) When is the best time to call you:



For further assistance or feedback, kindly e-mail us at help@tm.com.my. Alternatively, you can also contact TM at 100 and select “Internet Services”.



Regards,



Mohd Zulfadli B Mohammad Zulkifly


Customer Care Support,


Internet Services,


Customer Service Management,


TM Retail.



www.tm.com.my



(ICOMS#8987613-562708)



—–Original Message—–


From: Robert Tan ChoonYong


Sent: Monday, February 23, 2009 9:02 PM


To: help@tm.net.my


Subject: Line Problem



From: robert.tan.cy@hotmail.com


Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 2:02 AM


To: help@tm.com.my


Subject: COMPLAINT :Internet



This is the details of the complaint:



Date: 2/23/2009


Subject: Internet


Name: Tan Choon Yong


Address: -


Account Number: -


Email: robert.tan.cy@hotmail.com


Contact Number: TM


Telephone Number: -


Comments: The internet line now are still very slow ,i’ve sent some comment on the line on 6-2-2009 and then they say the problem was solved on 11-2-2009 by tmonline@vivian.tm.com.my with the content as shown:



Pelanggan yang dihargai,



Permohonan dan pertanyaan perkhidmatan anda untuk nombor rujukan 1-4279236630 telah diselesaikan.



Untuk maklumat lanjut, sila dail ‘100′.



Terima kasih.



TM – Merintis Kemungkinan



but after that ,a technician had been sent to check my line at home include modem line ,telephone line and all sort of things and already comfirmed that it had nothing to do with my line at home and the line is still very slow ,then after that, I’ve called 100 and the person that took up my phone told me that they are now facing problem and the technician are doing their work now , and he want me to wait 2-3 days more, but until today , even when I want to login into hotmail also took me 5 minutes and to surf most of the net I’m surfing also need to wait very long time, some even cant be open.


An example of pinging the hotmail had been sent with this e-mail.


Since it already happened for almost 1 month and the connection speed are hardly to reach even 40% of my 1M line for me to download files from the net ,I think your side should compensate us as the users which has not been getting the services that we paid for and I believe that I’m not the only one that facing the line problem. Hope you all can fixed it as soon as possible.


两次都是一样的回复,他当我盲的??要试前一次就试了啦,还等他讲么??

还有,那个speedometer(http://202.188.95.52:8080/speedometer/),用都不能用,要我怎么test?


还有,最近的IP还一直出现新的,而且速度连10%都不能到,屌。。。照理来讲,每个IP的的速度都一样的,但是Streamyx的却永远是特别的~~


*有看的人,不要串我的英文,我知道很烂,但是没办法,马来文更烂,华语他们又不懂,真的是没办法。。。


如果各位也有类似问题,欢迎把您的complain send 到help@tm.net.my

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Sony Ericsson Themes Creator 3.3.2

Posted in Programs on February 19, 2009 by T CY

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